no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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