...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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