I am puke
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea