Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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