if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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