: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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