And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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