would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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