my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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