I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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