therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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