i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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