I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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