i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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