i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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