do herpes really smell.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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