So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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