the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Boobs speak an international language.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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