trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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