sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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