Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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