there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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