that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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