Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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