I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Randomize
