what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
