ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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