went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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