i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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