Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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