okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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