is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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