I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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