i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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