Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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