Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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