Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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