Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
the raccoons are back...
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