Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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