Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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