I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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