So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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