I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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