It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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