Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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