Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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