My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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