Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So squirting runs in the family.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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