yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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