True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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