OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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