4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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